BrainChild

FOUNDER

Possessing the spirit of an Einstein and tenacity of a raging bull our founder would rather remain in the shadows doing what he does best acting as the the brainchild of the operation creating and innovating products since he has been known not to play well with others.

Puppet Master 

WRANGLER 

Taking daily abuse from the BrainChild, The Puppet Master  manages to take on the tough task of trying to harness the beast of the operations. While also managing to stomp out the fires caused by the company pyro who manages to break free from his shadows every once and while.  

    Negotiator

NEGOTIATOR

Does little to nothing while hanging on for dear life to the coat tail of our Brainchild so that he may one day feed his family. When not engaged in sales for the company he spends his time living the life of a millionaire standing on the street corner holding blow sale signs for the latest furniture store that has been going out of business for the past 20 plus years.